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Lou Eisen
Lou Eisen was a principal performer in the Imagine Entertainment, Miramax Film, Academy Award nominated boxing biopic Cinderella Man, starring Oscar winners Russell Crowe and Renee Zelwegger. Directed by Ron Howard, Lou played famed boxing trainer Ray Arcel to Russell Crowe's James J. Braddock.

Most recently, Lou appeared on The Jane Show on Global. Lou‘s movie and television roles have garnered him praise from audiences and peers throughout the entertainment industry. Lou began his career at Toronto's famed Second City. He has made frequent television and radio appearances on such shows as CBC TV's Marketplace, Madly Off In All Directions (CBC Radio), Definitely Not The Opera (CBC) Open Mike with Mike Bullard (Comedy Network), Test of Faith (Vision) and Not Just The News (CBC) as well as Comedy At Club 54 (Global).

Lou taped a stand-up comedy concert for the show Comedy Now (Comedy Network) entitled Rhapsody In Lou, as well as a series of Heritage Moments with Patrick Watson for Historica. Eisen also starred on the hit CBC series COMICS!, and appeared in the award-winning independent movie My Own Private Oshawa. Most Recently, Lou performed at Massey Hall on New Year’s Eve 2006

Lou was a regular on-air at Toronto radio station Jazz FM. Lou has also achieved considerable success as a writer, being nominated for a Gemini Award for the CBC show Thick & Thin. Lou wrote for Dave Foley and Dan Aykroyd for the Phil Hartman Gala Tributes. As a frequent guest on CBC’S Newsworld, Lou offers his satirical views on political and topical issues of interest.

Recently Lou worked as an executive story editor and co-producer on The Great Canadian Laugh-Off, which aired on the Comedy Network. Lou was a staff writer on Police Academy: The Series and a contributing writer on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and The NHL Awards on ESPN.

Lou is an accomplished animation writer having wrote on the Fox Network/Major League Baseball animated series Bangs & The Tank, YTV’s Monster By Mistake and the groundbreaking Nelvana cartoon Quads.
Lou wrote for Howie Mandel for the Comedy Network special, Yuk Yuk's The 25th Anniversary. Currently Lou is performing his one-man show entitled, The Angina Monologues. It chronicles how Lou used humor to help expedite his recovery from a heart attack.

Mike Takacs
Originally from Thunder Bay, Mike Takacs has been performing stand-up comedy in Toronto at various clubs for the past four years while balancing his teaching career. He’s regularly performing at numerous venues throughout Southwestern Ontario. Mike’s act has had a good degree of success; landing him in the finals for the 2004 "funniest person with a day job contest" at the Laugh Resort, and the “stand-up, sit-down, fight, fight, fight” open competition during the summer of 2004. In late March 2007, Mike partook in the Just For Laughs Homegrown Competition which aired on XM Satellite Radio. The young comedian is also part of the illustrious Jokers Hockey Club, of the Good Times Hockey League and Exclaim Cup Series, where he participated on and off the ice as part of the full-time roster. Mike has performed and skated with comedic talents such as, Sean Cullen, Steve Levine and Jay Malone, along with famous musicians Tyler Stewart and Orin Isaacs to help out several Toronto area charities. Two years ago, the club laced up their skates and sharpened their jokes for the Canadian Comedy Awards, raising money for the Sunshine Dreams for Kids in London. Having experience in stand-up, sketch, improv and theatre, Mike is determined to make his mark on the Toronto comedy scene and beyond with his unique and energetic stage presence.


Upcoming shows:

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February 2010
Wed
Thurs
Fri
Sat
Sun

10

Lou Eisen
Mike Takacs

Pro-Am Night!!

11

Lou Eisen
Mike Takacs

12

Lou Eisen
Mike Takacs

13

Lou Eisen
Mike Takacs

14

Lou Eisen
Mike Takacs

17

Jon Fisch
Dan Shaki
Dave Merheje

Pro-Am Night!!

18

Jon Fisch
Dan Shaki
Dave Merheje

19

Jon Fisch
Dan Shaki
Dave Merheje

20

Jon Fisch
Dan Shaki
Dave Merheje

21

Jon Fisch
Dan Shaki
Dave Merheje

24

John Wing
Todd Van Allen

Pro-Am Night!!

25

John Wing
Todd Van Allen

26

John Wing
Todd Van Allen

27

John Wing
Todd Van Allen

28

John Wing
Todd Van Allen

 

March 2010
Wed
Thurs
Fri
Sat
Sun

3

Winston Spear
Andrew Evans
Dred Lee

Pro-Am Night!!

4

Winston Spear
Andrew Evans
Dred Lee

 

5

Winston Spear
Andrew Evans
Dred Lee

 

6

Winston Spear
Andrew Evans
Dred Lee

7

Winston Spear
Andrew Evans
Dred Lee

10

Bill Campbell
Simon Rakoff
Patrick Haye

Pro-Am Night!!

11

Bill Campbell
Simon Rakoff
Patrick Haye

12

Bill Campbell
Simon Rakoff
Patrick Haye

13

Bill Campbell
Simon Rakoff
Patrick Haye

14

Bill Campbell
Simon Rakoff
Patrick Haye

17

Joey Elias
Steve Sholtz

Pro-Am Night!!

18

Joey Elias
Steve Sholtz

19

Joey Elias
Steve Sholtz

20

Joey Elias
Steve Sholtz

21

Joey Elias
Steve Sholtz

24

Alex Nussbaum
Mark Sinodinos
Barry Taylor

Pro-Am Night!!

25

Alex Nussbaum
Mark Sinodinos
Barry Taylor

26

Alex Nussbaum
Mark Sinodinos
Barry Taylor

27

Alex Nussbaum
Mark Sinodinos
Barry Taylor

28

Alex Nussbaum
Mark Sinodinos
Barry Taylor

 

April 2010
Wed
Thurs
Fri
Sat
Sun

Mar. 31

Frank Spadone
Ryan Maglunob

Pro-Am Night!!

1

Frank Spadone
Ryan Maglunob

 

2

Frank Spadone
Ryan Maglunob

 

3

Frank Spadone
Ryan Maglunob

4

Frank Spadone
Ryan Maglunob

7

David Acer
Mike Storck
Airic Doucet
Trevor Wilson

Pro-Am Night!!

8

David Acer
Mike Storck
Airic Doucet
Trevor Wilson

9

David Acer
Mike Storck
Airic Doucet
Trevor Wilson

10

David Acer
Mike Storck
Airic Doucet
Trevor Wilson

11

David Acer
Mike Storck
Airic Doucet
Trevor Wilson

14

Mike Storck
Slim Bloodworth

Ron Sparks

Pro-Am Night!!

15

Mike Storck
Slim Bloodworth

Ron Sparks

16

Mike Storck
Slim Bloodworth

Ron Sparks

17

Mike Storck
Slim Bloodworth

Ron Sparks

18

Mike Storck
Slim Bloodworth

Ron Sparks

21

Slim Bloodworth
Nile Seguin

Dan Bingham

Pro-Am Night!!

22

Slim Bloodworth
Nile Seguin

Dan Bingham

23

Slim Bloodworth
Nile Seguin

Dan Bingham

24

Slim Bloodworth
Nile Seguin

Dan Bingham

25

Slim Bloodworth
Nile Seguin

Dan Bingham

28

Dennis Ross
Kevin Gasior

Pro-Am Night!!

29

Dennis Ross
Kevin Gasior

30

Dennis Ross
Kevin Gasior

May 1

Dennis Ross
Kevin Gasior

2

Dennis Ross
Kevin Gasior

 

 

 

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Wednesday

8:30
$6.00
Thursday
8:30
$10.00
Fridays
9:00
$12.00
Saturday
8:00 & 10:45
$15.00
Sunday
8:00
$10.00
Wednesday is PRO/AM night - we have 3 to 5 local amateur comics, as well as 1 or 2 of the professional weekend performers.

Thursday to Sunday shows normally have 2 or 3 comedians with an MC, a feature act and a headliner. The shows last approximately 90 to 100 minutes

All shows contain adult content, but there is no age restriction for entry to the show

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If you arrive only 5 min prior to showtime, you MAY have to sit in the kitchen and watch the show on a 14” black and white screen with no sound and we will spit in your drinks.

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Every Wednesday is Pro Am Night!