If you can't get your group down to the club for a show, then let Absolute bring the show to you! We can provide comedians for private parties of 25 to 70,000 people. We can write customized material, provide audio and lighting equipment and help you set up the event so it is a success.

Rates will vary depending on:

  • Day of the week and/or time of the year
  • Number of people in attendance
  • Length of show
  • Number of comedians
  • Experience or availability of comedians
  • Type of Comedian (ie clean, female, ethnic, etc,)

For bookings at Bars and Nightclubs, Restaurants, Universities, Colleges, High Schools,  Halls, Community Centers, Legions etc.,  please call Jason @
(613) 282-0242 or email info @ absolutecomedy.ca

 

Reservations: (613) 233-8000
Sorry, we do not take reservations by email. Please call the above number. Reservations are required

Our comedians are available for private parties!
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For questions or comments: info @ absolutecomedy.ca.
Monday
Open Mic Mondays		 8:30 $4.00
Tuesday
 8:30 $5.00

Wednesday
Pro-Am Night

8:30
$6.00
Thursday
8:30
$10.00
Friday
8:00 & 10:30
$12.00
Saturday
8:00 & 10:30
$15.00
Sunday
8:00
$10.00
Wednesday is PRO/AM night - we have 3 to 5 local amateur comics, as well as 1 or 2 of the professional weekend performers.

Thursday to Sunday shows normally have 2 or 3 comedians with an MC, a feature act and a headliner. The shows last approximately 90 to 100 minutes

All shows contain adult content, but there is no age restriction for entry to the show

If you have not been to Absolute Comedy before please read small bitchy print below
A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For best seating, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime. Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party's numbers. 24 HOURS (or MORE) NOTICE MAY BE REQUIRED TO CANCEL OR CHANGE ANY RESERVATIONS. (Check our full reservation policy here) You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

If you arrive only 5 min prior to showtime, you MAY have to sit in the kitchen and watch the show on a 14” black and white screen with no sound and we will spit in your drinks.

Our Reservation Policy

 

  
 
   
   

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