Reservations: (416) 486-7700 Sorry, we do not take reservations by email. Please call the above numberReservations are required
Our comedians are available for private parties! Click here for more info For questions or comments: info @ absolutecomedy.ca
8:00 & 10:45
8:00 & 10:45
Wednesday is PRO/AM night - we have 3 to 5 local amateur comics, as well as 1 or 2 of the professional weekend performers.
Thursday to Sunday shows normally have 2 or 3 comedians with an MC, a feature act and a headliner. The shows last approximately 90 to 100 minutes
Our club is open to all ages however, ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 18+ audience.
If you have not been to Absolute Comedy before please read small bitchy print below A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For best seating, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime. Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party's numbers. 24 HOURS (or MORE) NOTICE MAY BE REQUIRED TO CANCEL OR CHANGE ANY RESERVATIONS. (Check our full reservation policy here) You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.
If you arrive only 5 min prior to showtime, you MAY have to sit in the kitchen and watch the show on a 14” black and white screen with no sound and we will spit in your drinks.