Gifts


The best gift for any occasion is the gift of laughter! Brighten anyone's day with Absolute Comedy Gift Certificates.

Show Only gift certificates are $15 each or $50 for 4. Or you can purchase Dinner & Show Gift Certificates for $34 each or $32.50 each when you buy 4 (all tax and gratuity included)

Certificates are good for any show except special shows (ie. New Years Eve, concert shows) and will expire 6 months from date of purchase.

Note: A small fee is applied when certificates are purchased online. Certificates are intended for use as gifts or promotion. They cannot be combined or used for large parties (greater than 4). If you would like to purchase multiple gift certificates, or are interested in booking a large party, please contact the club @ (613) 900-5400

Gift Certificates are CLUB SPECIFIC and can NOT be used until 72 hours after purchase.

Showtimes & Prices
Wednesday $8 8:30PM
Thursday $12 8:30PM
Friday $17 8:30PM
Saturday $17 8:30PM

Wednesday is PRO/AM night - we have 3 to 5 local amateur comics, as well as 1 or 2 of the professional weekend performers.

Thursday to Saturday shows - normally have 2 or 3 comedians with an MC, a feature act and a headliner. The shows last approximately 90 minutes. All shows contain adult content, but there is no age restriction for entry to the show.


A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. 24 HOURS (or MORE) NOTICE MAY BE REQUIRED TO CANCEL ANY RESERVATIONS or part of your reservation. (Check our full reservation policy) You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.