Performing This Week

Tue, Sep 21 - Sun, Sep 26

2335 Yonge St. Toronto
Evan Carter (Headliner)
Evan Carter is a Toronto based stand-up comedian, show host and MC. For three decades Evan has been successfully mining all three of these live entertainment veins. His versatility, experience and professionalism has served him well and Carter can move easily from concert halls, opening for such acts as Gladys Knight, The Temptations, Air Supply, Dionne Warwick and many other top names in the world of showbusiness, to smaller functions like private corporate affairs or fundraisers for community groups and sports teams. Comedian, show host or MC, Evan Carter can serve as one, two or all three of these duties in a clean, professional manner. Evan spends his time observing the world through his eyes, the eyes of a father, husband , son and friend. His likes, dislikes and especially what confuses him provide an endless source of fascination and material. If you're looking for a comedian who will come out and attack the audience with insults and abusive language you can stop reading right now. But if you want a stand-up comedian who allows the audience to sit back relax and have a good hard laugh at life then you've come to the right place. It's not unusual to hear comments like "that happened to me the other day", "my kids do that all the time", "my husband/wife does that to me too, I thought I was the only one". Well you're not, and comedian Evan Carter is here to let you know and that it's okay to laugh about it. Maybe you're not looking for a comedian, but an experienced professional who can act as an MC or as a show host for the event. Someone who can keep the function well paced and moving. Evan Carter has many a time been called upon to do just that. The last thing an event organizer wants to do is find someone in the organization and convince them to stand up in front of the group (it's number one on the fear chart) and act as an MC or show host and if nobody wants to do it, guess who gets the job? That's right the organizer....hire a professional, someone with broadcast experience, hire an individual whether it be for black tie or blue jeans who can handle those duties for you and your function. Evan Carter has three decades of experience behind him in the world of entertainment. Working as a stand-up comedian, MC or show host Evan brings a lot of laughter and professionalism to the table. Enjoy the site and I know like many others before you, you'll enjoy working with EVAN CARTER.
Brian Stollery (MC)
Brian Stollery is a Calgary-based comedian who has been a fixture in Canadian comedy for over two decades. He provides unique and hilarious shows for corporate clients. Brian is known for his near obsessive attention to detail and willingness to customize his show specifically to the needs of any given client and audience. He has performed for a variety of international companies including Coca Cola, Honda and Nexen, in addition to regional clients such as the Alberta Medical Association and Investors Group. Exceptional feedback has made Brian Stollery one of Canada’s most sought after corporate comedians.

COVID-19
We remain committed to the health and well-being of our customers and are gradually increasing the service we offer at Absolute Comedy, as it is safe to do so. Check our website calendar for details on what’s available.

Party Members
Masks must be worn unless you are seated AND eating or Drinking. Tables will be social distanced apart, and comics and staff will be wearing a mask or will be behind plexi-glass barrier for your protection.

Social Distancing
When you visit, practice social distancing. Avoid socializing with other groups and respect posted signs for your safety.

Vaccine Passport
Effective September 22, 2021, the Province of Ontario is requiring all patrons to show proof of vaccination along with valid photo ID to enter our establishment. To be considered fully vaccinated, you will have had 2 doses with the second dose occurring at least 14 days prior to admission.

You can download or print your vaccine receipt via https://covid19.ontariohealth.ca/ or by calling the Provincial Vaccine Booking Line at 1-833-943-3900.

Please ensure all members of your group are aware of this provincial mandate and bring valid documentation with them.

We look forward to seeing you and appreciate your patience while we try to navigate this new mandate.

Showtimes & Prices
Wednesday $15 8:30PM
Thursday $15 8:30PM
Friday $20 9:00PM
Saturday (Early) $20 8:00PM
Saturday (Late) $20 10:45PM
Sunday $15 8:00PM

A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. RESERVATION CANCELLATIONS MUST BE MADE NO LATER THEN NOON OF THE DAY OF THE SHOW. You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.