Performing This Week

Wed, Aug 4 - Sun, Aug 8

2335 Yonge St. Toronto
Joey Elias (Headliner)
Joey Elias is stand-up comedian as well as an actor based in Montreal. He has appeared in 16 Just for Laughs Festivals, including 4 televised Gala performances. He has headlined Clubs around Canada, the US and the UK. ​ Joey has traveled to entertain the Canadian Armed Forces while serving abroad on multiple occasions, including visits to Rwanda, Afghanistan, Haiti and CFB alert, located in the North Pole. His commitment to the armed forces continued in 2017, when he spearheaded a fundraising campaign to successfully save Legion 212. ​ He has also appeared in a variety of movies and TV shows including the Blockbuster "The Day After Tomorrow". He hosted his own radio show called "The Comedy Show with Joey Elias" on CJAD & can be seen on Global TV in his own segment, "Everyday Joe".
Craig Fay (MC)
Craig Fay is a Toronto based stand up comedian with a “keen insight that allows him to take subjects familiar to everyone and turn them into something new and laughable” (Exclaim). He has appeared on CBC’s Laugh Out Loud, performed at the world famous Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal and is co-host of The Villain Was Right podcast which won “Outstanding Debut” at the Canadian Podcast Awards. Craig’s debut comedy album “Helicopter Rich” was praised as “observational and self-reflective…worth playing multiple times over” (Exclaim) and is available now on iTunes, Google Play, Amazon and Spotify.

COVID-19
We remain committed to the health and well-being of our customers and are gradually increasing the service we offer at Absolute Comedy, as it is safe to do so. Check our website calendar for details on what’s available.

Party Members
Masks must be worn unless you are seated AND eating or Drinking. Tables will be social distanced apart, and comics and staff will be wearing a mask or will be behind plexi-glass barrier for your protection.

Social Distancing
When you visit, practice social distancing. Avoid socializing with other groups and respect posted signs for your safety.

Showtimes & Prices
Wednesday $15 8:30PM
Thursday $15 8:30PM
Friday $20 9:00PM
Saturday (Early) $20 8:00PM
Saturday (Late) $20 10:45PM
Sunday $15 8:00PM

A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. RESERVATION CANCELLATIONS MUST BE MADE NO LATER THEN NOON OF THE DAY OF THE SHOW. You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.