We remain committed to the health and well-being of our customers and are gradually increasing the service we offer at Absolute Comedy, as it is safe to do so. Check our website calendar for details on what’s available.
Masks must be worn unless you are seated AND eating or Drinking. Tables will be social distanced apart, and comics and staff will be wearing a mask or will be behind plexi-glass barrier for your protection.
When you visit, practice social distancing. Avoid socializing with other groups and respect posted signs for your safety.
Effective September 22, 2021, the Province of Ontario is requiring all patrons to show proof of vaccination along with valid photo ID to enter our establishment. To be considered fully vaccinated, you will have had 2 doses with the second dose occurring at least 14 days prior to admission.
You can download or print your vaccine receipt via https://covid19.ontariohealth.ca/ or by calling the Provincial Vaccine Booking Line at 1-833-943-3900.
Please ensure all members of your group are aware of this provincial mandate and bring valid documentation with them.
We look forward to seeing you and appreciate your patience while we try to navigate this new mandate.
Showtimes & Prices
A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. RESERVATION CANCELLATIONS (or Reductions) MUST BE MADE 24 hours prior to showtime. You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.
ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.