Hire a Comedian

If you can’t get your group down to the club for a show, then let Absolute bring the show to you! We can provide comedians for private parties of 25 to 70,000 people. We can write customized material, provide audio and lighting equipment and help you set up the event so it is a success.

Rates will vary depending on: Day of the week and/or time of the year Number of people in attendance Length of show Number of comedians Experience or availability of comedians Type of Comedian (ie clean, female, ethnic, etc,)

For bookings at Bars and Nightclubs, Restaurants, Universities, Colleges, High Schools, Halls, Community Centers, Legions etc., please call the box office (613) 233 - 8000 or email info @ absolutecomedy.ca

Showtimes & Prices
Tuesday $15 8:30PM
Wednesday $15 8:30PM
Thursday $15 8:30PM
Friday $23 9:00PM
Saturday (Early) $23 8:00PM
Saturday (Late) $23 10:30PM
Sunday $15 8:00PM

A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. RESERVATION CANCELLATIONS (or Reductions) MUST BE MADE 24 hours prior to showtime. You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 30 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.