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DJ Demers (Headliner)

D.J. appeared on season 11 of America's Got Talent. He has performed stand-up on Conan and was the winner of the 2014 Homegrown Comics Competition at the prestigious Just For Laughs festival in Montreal. After winning the competition, D.J. was invited to perform at a TV taping, the first time that has happened in festival history.

D.J. was also a featured performer at Toronto's JFL42 comedy festival in 2014, the winner of the 2013 Toronto Comedy Brawl, was a finalist in NBC's Stand-up for Diversity, and won 'Best Breakout Artist' at the 2015 Canadian Comedy Awards.

He also wears hearing aids.


Lamont Ferguson (MC)

Ferguson has gained the respect of many in the comedy community. His act is clever, intelligent, original and insightful. A professional amongst professionals. Lamont started a company in 1999 called Sprocket Entertainment. Sprocket Entertainment is produces the critically acclaimed “West Coast Funnies” currently touring the Western part of the US. The comedy variety show that has been called by Time-Warner cable as “The west coast’s answer to Saturday Night Live!” Lamont’s comedy role models are people like Bill Cosby, Jerry Seinfeld and Jim Carrey. “I admire them for the one thing they all have in common, perseverance. You can’t succeed in this business without it”

From high school band member to McDonald’s manager to open miker to working comic, Lamont Ferguson has stayed steady on the path to making people laugh. It may be a war, but by all accounts Ferguson is winning.

2005 Winner of the Seattle International Comedy Competition 2003 Finalist San Francisco Comedy Competition Twice named "Top Ten" comics Boston Comedy Festival Named LA's Hottest Comic by KMPC radio Twice voted San Diego Comic of the Year

Wednesday 8:30PM $6.00
Thursday 8:30PM $10.00
Friday 8:30PM $15.00
Saturday 8:00PM $15.00

Absolute Comedy is more than hilarious shows in a great atmosphere, we also offer delicious food at prices that will make your wallet laugh. What a perfect night! Dinner, drinks and a show all under one roof! Call or Book online!

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Wednesday is PRO/AM night - we have 3 to 5 local amateur comics, as well as 1 or 2 of the professional weekend performers.

Thursday to Saturday shows - normally have 2 or 3 comedians with an MC, a feature act and a headliner. The shows last approximately 90 minutes. All shows contain adult content, but there is no age restriction for entry to the show.

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A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. 24 HOURS (or MORE) NOTICE MAY BE REQUIRED TO CANCEL ANY RESERVATIONS or part of your reservation. (Check our full reservation policy here) You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, ….. we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.

If you arrive only 5 min prior to showtime, you MAY have to sit in the kitchen and watch the show on a 14” black and white screen with no sound and we will spit in your drinks..