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Matt Bergman (Headliner)

Matt Bergman has been performing at clubs and colleges since he was in college pursuing a degree in criminal justice. After graduating, he realized he was afraid of criminals and decided stand up comedy was the way to go.

As it turns out Bergman made the right decision quickly becoming one of the most sought out comedians working today. His ability to relate to any audience has allowed him to work with comics from Mike Birbiglia to Bruce Bruce and any audience in between. He’s a favorite at colleges across the country and was selected to be a part of the Inaugural Laughing Skull Festival in Atlanta.

On August 27th, 2014 Bergmans debut CD “A Little Bit Balder Now” was released on Itunes landing him at #15 on the comedy charts and in the Fall of 2014 he made his TV Debut on AXS TV Live at Gotham.


Ward Anderson (MC)

Ward Anderson is an award-winning comedian, author, director, and host of the SiriusXM talk radio program “Ward and Al”.

He has performed all over the world, for tens of thousands of people, in a career that has spanned almost two decades and across several different platforms. He has appeared on such TV programs as MuchMusic’s Video on Trial, Breakfast Television, and numerous other talk shows, as well as on his own stand-up TV special.

Ward Anderson is also an award-winning commercial and music video director, and a Canadian Comedy Award nominee. Currently, Anderson is one half of the radio talk show “Ward and Al”, with comedian Allison Dore. Heard on SiriusXM’s “Canada Talks” channel, “Ward and Al” can be heard every Monday through Friday, 10am to 12pm Eastern Standard Time. Anderson’s first novel, I’ll Be Here All Week, was released by Kensington Books in spring 2014.

Wednesday 8:30PM $6.00
Thursday 8:30PM $10.00
Friday 8:30PM $15.00
Saturday 8:00PM $15.00

Absolute Comedy is more than hilarious shows in a great atmosphere, we also offer delicious food at prices that will make your wallet laugh. What a perfect night! Dinner, drinks and a show all under one roof! Call or Book online!

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Wednesday is PRO/AM night - we have 3 to 5 local amateur comics, as well as 1 or 2 of the professional weekend performers.

Thursday to Saturday shows - normally have 2 or 3 comedians with an MC, a feature act and a headliner. The shows last approximately 90 minutes. All shows contain adult content, but there is no age restriction for entry to the show.

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A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. 24 HOURS (or MORE) NOTICE MAY BE REQUIRED TO CANCEL ANY RESERVATIONS or part of your reservation. (Check our full reservation policy here) You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, ….. we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.

If you arrive only 5 min prior to showtime, you MAY have to sit in the kitchen and watch the show on a 14” black and white screen with no sound and we will spit in your drinks..