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Wafik Nasralla (Headliner)

Considered one of the funniest One-Eyed Egyptian Canadian comedians on the planet, Wafik will have you laughing at the oddest things, including Wafik. One of the most likable comedians on the circuit, his broad based comedy appeals to comedy fans and fellow comedians alike.

On his first tour of the UK, Wafik, saw his tour extended by 7 weeks, due to popular demand, was interviewed on BBC radio and won 2 comedy competitions.


Danny Martinello (MC)

Danny Martinello is no Stranger to the stage and has been Entertaining audiences all through out North America. Originally from Edmonton, Alberta he started out performing with his local community theatre as a child continuing into his high school years when he stared performing Stand Up Comedy. After high school Danny moved to Toronto Ontario Graduating from Humber College's School of the Creative Arts earning a Diploma in Comedy Writing and Performance.

He has since appeared in shows on NBC, CTV, CBC and was featured on Sirius XM Satiate Radio. Danny was a writer/star on Shaw TV's "Press 2 Play". In 2014 Danny won the Edmonton International Comedy Festival "Young Guns" competition. He has worked with such Industry artists as Bryan Callen , Harland Williams, Donnell Rawlings, John Wing, Orney Adams, Bobby Lee, as well as SNL's Jay Pharoah.

Often described as a high-energy performer with machine gun like delivery. Danny's outrageous sense of humour has made himself one of this generation's quickest rising talents.

Wednesday 8:30PM $6.00
Thursday 8:30PM $10.00
Friday 8:30PM $15.00
Saturday 8:00PM $15.00

Absolute Comedy is more than hilarious shows in a great atmosphere, we also offer delicious food at prices that will make your wallet laugh. What a perfect night! Dinner, drinks and a show all under one roof! Call or Book online!

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Wednesday is PRO/AM night - we have 3 to 5 local amateur comics, as well as 1 or 2 of the professional weekend performers.

Thursday to Saturday shows - normally have 2 or 3 comedians with an MC, a feature act and a headliner. The shows last approximately 90 to 100 minutes. All shows contain adult content, but there is no age restriction for entry to the show.

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A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. 24 HOURS (or MORE) NOTICE MAY BE REQUIRED TO CANCEL ANY RESERVATIONS or part of your reservation. (Check our full reservation policy here) You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, ….. we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.

If you arrive only 5 min prior to showtime, you MAY have to sit in the kitchen and watch the show on a 14” black and white screen with no sound and we will spit in your drinks..