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Mark DeBonis (Headliner)

Mark DeBonis is definitely a comic to watch. Since taking the plunge into standup back in 2008, Mark has performed multiple times at Just For Laughs, won the Great Canadian Laugh Off (including it's $25,000 grand prize), a Canadian Comedy Award for "Best Newcomer", and was a finalist for the Tim Sims Award and on XM Radio’s Canada’s Next Top Comic. He has performed across North America in comedy clubs and festivals, including appearances at the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, at the Brantford Comedy Festival and the Kitchener-Waterloo Comedy Festival. In addition to his live performances, Mark has also released two full length comedy albums, God Among Super Gods, and Mind Pockets, both available on iTunes. Mark made his acting debut in the award-winning movie “Picture Day" alongside Tatiana Maslany (Orphan Black), (a role which landed him on the red carpet at the prestigious Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF)). Since then, Mark's appeared on Much Music's Much On Demand, BiteTV's Stand Up & Bite Me, The Comedy Network and Sun TV. You can now catch Mark on CBC’s “Accent on Toronto”, CBC’s “The Debaters”, and in his Comedy Special filmed for I-Channels “No Kidding”.

Todd Van Allen (MC)

Todd Van Allen is a Toronto-based comedian that has performed in comedy clubs and festivals around the world. Not only has Todd done the club circuit, but he has headlined at the Melbourne Comedy Festival in Melbourne, Australia, and both the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and the Edinburgh Free Festival. He has twice performed at the Just for Laughs #JFL42 Festival in Toronto, 1000 Islands Comedy Festival in Gananoque, WinterCity Festival in Toronto, the Orillia Comedy Festival, Kinston Summer Festival, and Gananoque’s Festival of the Islands. Todd has also opened for comedy greats Emo Philips, Rory Scovel, Dana Gould and Jimmy Pardo. Todd has appeared on Comedy Network’s “The Beaverton”, CBC Radio’s “Definitely Not The Opera” as well as CBC’s “Spark” and AM640’s ‘Inside Jokes with Sandra Carusi’. He’s also been seen on RogersTV with Val Cole on “daytime toronto”, CITY-TV’s “Breakfast Television” with Jennifer Valentyne. You may also have caught him on CBC’s “Test the Nation” as well as SiriusXM’s “Laugh Attack”, “Anything Goes”, and “The Guest Spot”. He also appeared on an episode of the world famous podcast “Never Not Funny” with Jimmy Pardo. You may have also heard him voice over dozens of commercials for television and radio. His corporate comedy styling has impressed the likes of Bank of Montreal, Toronto, EIFS Council of Canada, Gleneagles Country Club, Bolton, the Township of Leeds and Thousand Islands, and the Brockville Chamber of Commerce. He has also performed for charity events for such great organizations as the Ontario Breast Cancer Society, Cystic Fibrosis Society and the Brockville United Way.

Wednesday 8:30PM $10.00*
Thursday 8:30PM $20.00*
Friday 8:30PM $20.00*
Saturday 8:00PM $20.00*

* Holiday pricing in effect.


Absolute Comedy is more than hilarious shows in a great atmosphere, we also offer delicious food at prices that will make your wallet laugh. What a perfect night! Dinner, drinks and a show all under one roof! Call or Book online!

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Wednesday is PRO/AM night - we have 3 to 5 local amateur comics, as well as 1 or 2 of the professional weekend performers.

Thursday to Saturday shows - normally have 2 or 3 comedians with an MC, a feature act and a headliner. The shows last approximately 90 minutes. All shows contain adult content, but there is no age restriction for entry to the show.

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A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. 24 HOURS (or MORE) NOTICE MAY BE REQUIRED TO CANCEL ANY RESERVATIONS or part of your reservation. (Check our full reservation policy here) You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, ….. we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.

If you arrive only 5 min prior to showtime, you MAY have to sit in the kitchen and watch the show on a 14” black and white screen with no sound and we will spit in your drinks..