Buy Tickets Online or Call the Box Office at (613) 233-8000



Joe Bartnick (Headliner)

Joe Bartnick is a triple threat stand up comic, writer, and actor. He was born and raised in the City of Champions, Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh taught him how to eat, drink, and get out. Bartnick started doing stand up in San Francisco. Comedy has taken Bartnick from coffee shops and laundromats to the Punchline and places like the Warfield, Nokia Theatre LA Live, the Benedum Center for the Performing Arts, and the Grand Ole Opry.

As a writer, Bartnick has written for the Grammy Award nominated "Queen of Mean," Lisa Lampanelli, and several other comics. He was a supervising producer on Dogg After Dark. As an actor, Bartnick was in National Lampoon's Dirty Movie and plays Vinny on Playboy TV's King of Clubs.

Bartnick's comedy is not dirty, but morally corrupt. Bill Burr called Bartnick, "mellow and loud," because his easygoing style belies his razor-sharp tongue.


Evan Carter (MC)

Evan Carter is a Toronto based stand-up comedian, show host and MC. For three decades Evan has been successfully mining all three of these live entertainment veins.

Evan spends his time observing the world through his eyes, the eyes of a father, husband , son and friend. His likes, dislikes and especially what confuses him provide an endless source of fascination and material. If you're looking for a comedian who will come out and attack the audience with insults and abusive language you can stop reading right now. But if you want a stand-up comedian who allows the audience to sit back relax and have a good hard laugh at life then you've come to the right place. It's not unusual to hear comments like "that happened to me the other day", "my kids do that all the time", "my husband/wife does that to me too, I thought I was the only one". Well you're not, and comedian Evan Carter is here to let you know and that it's okay to laugh about it.

Monday 8:30PM $5.00
Tuesday 8:30PM $6.00
Wednesday 8:30PM $7.00
Thursday 8:30PM $10.00
Friday 8:00PM & 10:30PM $15.00
Saturday 8:00PM & 10:30PM $17.00
Sunday 8:00PM $10.00

Absolute Comedy is more than hilarious shows in a great atmosphere, we also offer delicious food at prices that will make your wallet laugh. What a perfect night! Dinner, drinks and a show all under one roof! Call or Book online!

More Details

Wednesday is PRO/AM night - we have 3 to 5 local amateur comics, as well as 1 or 2 of the professional weekend performers.

Thursday to Sunday shows - normally have 2 or 3 comedians with an MC, a feature act and a headliner. The shows last approximately 90 minutes. All shows contain adult content, but there is no age restriction for entry to the show.

If you have not been to Absolute Comedy before please read small bitchy print below




A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. 24 HOURS (or MORE) NOTICE MAY BE REQUIRED TO CANCEL ANY RESERVATIONS or part of your reservation. (Check our full reservation policy here) You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, ….. we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.

If you arrive only 5 min prior to showtime, you MAY have to sit in the kitchen and watch the show on a 14” black and white screen with no sound and we will spit in your drinks..