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Danny Polishchuk (Headliner)

Danny Polishchuk is Toronto-based writer, actor, comedian, filmmaker and social media influencer who has appeared on stages and screens across North America. A prolific creator, Danny recently made his silver screen debut as the writer and star of the acclaimed action/comedy feature Filth City and has earned himself a Canadian Comedy Award Nomination for Best Writing in a Series in 2015 and Best Short Film in 2016. As well, the digital series he contributed on as a writer, ' True Dating Stories ', that he contributed to as a writer was nominated for 2 Canadian Screen Awards in 2017.

As a stand up, Danny’s unique brand of comedy has landed him performances in festivals, comedy clubs, and competitions across Canada. He was a two-time semi-finalist in XM Radio’s Top Comic , and has appeared in JFL42, NXNE, Canadian Music Week, The North Bay Comedy Festival and more. This year will also mark his first standup album release.

Find him on all social media outlets as @DannyJokes


Franco Taddeo (Headliner)

CBC Radio-1 Daybreak-Morning Show - Parenting Columnist Mondays at 7:40am (biweekly)

"Critically Acclaimed" Montreal Gazette.

"One of Canada's Finest" Ottawa Sun.

"Simply Splendid" The Citizen

"Profond et Provocateur" Radio Canada-TVM

New Host of McGill University's - Stephan Leacock Homecoming Gala

Star of Three National Tours. Winnipeg Comedy Festival. Boston Comedy Festival

CBC Radio's "THE DEBATERS". Star of CBC-TV Comedy Special: "Whose Canada is it?".

Monday 8:30PM $5.00
Tuesday 8:30PM $6.00
Wednesday 8:30PM $7.00
Thursday 8:30PM $10.00
Friday 8:00PM & 10:30PM $15.00
Saturday 8:00PM & 10:30PM $17.00
Sunday 8:00PM $10.00

Absolute Comedy is more than hilarious shows in a great atmosphere, we also offer delicious food at prices that will make your wallet laugh. What a perfect night! Dinner, drinks and a show all under one roof! Call or Book online!

More Details

Wednesday is PRO/AM night - we have 3 to 5 local amateur comics, as well as 1 or 2 of the professional weekend performers.

Thursday to Sunday shows - normally have 2 or 3 comedians with an MC, a feature act and a headliner. The shows last approximately 90 minutes. All shows contain adult content, but there is no age restriction for entry to the show.

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A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. 24 HOURS (or MORE) NOTICE MAY BE REQUIRED TO CANCEL ANY RESERVATIONS or part of your reservation. (Check our full reservation policy here) You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, ….. we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.

If you arrive only 5 min prior to showtime, you MAY have to sit in the kitchen and watch the show on a 14” black and white screen with no sound and we will spit in your drinks..