Hire a Comedian
If you can’t get your group down to the club for a show, then let Absolute bring the show to you! We can provide comedians for private parties of 25 to 70,000 people. We can write customized material, provide audio and lighting equipment and help you set up the event so it is a success.
Rates will vary depending on: Day of the week and/or time of the year Number of people in attendance Length of show Number of comedians Experience or availability of comedians Type of Comedian (ie clean, female, ethnic, etc,)
For bookings at Bars and Nightclubs, Restaurants, Universities, Colleges, High Schools, Halls, Community Centers, Legions etc., please call the box office (613) 900-5400 or email info @ absolutecomedy.ca
We remain committed to the health and well-being of our customers and are gradually increasing the service we offer at Absolute Comedy, as it is safe to do so. Check our website calendar for details on what’s available.
Masks must be worn unless you are seated AND eating or Drinking. Tables will be social distanced apart, and comics and staff will be wearing a mask or will be behind plexi-glass barrier for your protection.
When you visit, practice social distancing. Avoid socializing with other groups and respect posted signs for your safety.
Showtimes & Prices
A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. RESERVATION CANCELLATIONS MUST BE MADE NO LATER THEN NOON OF THE DAY OF THE SHOW. You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.
ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.