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Absolute Comedy is more than hilarious shows in a great atmosphere, we also offer delicious food at prices that will make your wallet laugh. What a perfect night! Dinner, drinks and a show all under one roof!

Dinner Time Show Time Price (excludes tax & grat.)
Tuesday 6:30PM 8:30PM $22.00*
Wednesday 6:30PM 8:30PM $23.00*
Thursday 6:30PM 8:30PM $26.00*
Friday (EARLY) 6:00PM 8:00PM $32.00*
Friday (LATE) 8:30PM 10:30PM $32.00*
Saturday (EARLY) 6:00PM 8:00PM $34.00*
Saturday (LATE) 8:30PM 10:30PM $34.00*
Sunday 6:00PM 8:00PM $26.00*
*Holiday pricing is in effect during November and December, actual prices may not match those displayed above.

Here’s what you get:

All you can eat buffet, which includes: Roast Beef au Jus, Mashed Potatoes, Rice Pilaf, Mixed Veggies, Chicken-Sausage Jambalaya, Veggie Lasagna, 2 Salads, Bread & Butter, Dessert, and Coffee or Tea.

OR

On any night where there are less than 12 reservations, you can have any entree on our menu, with large salad and dessert, coffee and tea.

You also receive a ticket to an outstanding live comedy show with reserved seats

Dinner/Shows cannot be combined with any other offer (ie coupons and/or passes)

*Taxes and Gratuity included when purchased online* Because of time restrictions, Special Dinner/show prices can only be honoured until 90min before showtime. Reservation Required All inclusive packages can be arranged for office parties or any large group.

Call us at (613) 233-8000 for details

Monday 8:30PM $6.00*
Tuesday 8:30PM $7.00*
Wednesday 8:30PM $8.00*
Thursday 8:30PM $12.00*
Friday 8:00PM & 10:30PM $20.00*
Saturday 8:00PM & 10:30PM $20.00*
Sunday 8:00PM $12.00*

* Holiday pricing in effect.


Absolute Comedy is more than hilarious shows in a great atmosphere, we also offer delicious food at prices that will make your wallet laugh. What a perfect night! Dinner, drinks and a show all under one roof! Call or Book online!

More Details

Wednesday is PRO/AM night - we have 3 to 5 local amateur comics, as well as 1 or 2 of the professional weekend performers.

Thursday to Sunday shows - normally have 2 or 3 comedians with an MC, a feature act and a headliner. The shows last approximately 90 minutes. All shows contain adult content, but there is no age restriction for entry to the show.

If you have not been to Absolute Comedy before please read small bitchy print below




A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. 24 HOURS (or MORE) NOTICE MAY BE REQUIRED TO CANCEL ANY RESERVATIONS or part of your reservation. (Check our full reservation policy here) You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, ….. we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.

If you arrive only 5 min prior to showtime, you MAY have to sit in the kitchen and watch the show on a 14” black and white screen with no sound and we will spit in your drinks..