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COVID-19
We remain committed to the health and well-being of our customers and are gradually increasing the service we offer at Absolute Comedy, as it is safe to do so. Check our website calendar for details on what’s available.

Party Members
Masks must be worn unless you are seated AND eating or Drinking. Tables sizes up to 10 people (in your social bubble). Tables will be social distanced apart, and comics and staff will be wearing a mask or will be behind plexi-glass barrier for your protection.

Social Distancing
When you visit, practice social distancing. Avoid socializing with other groups and respect posted signs for your safety.

Showtimes & Prices
Tuesday $15 8:00PM
Wednesday $15 8:00PM
Thursday $15 8:00PM
Friday $20 8:00PM
Saturday $20 8:00PM
Sunday $15 8:00PM

A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. RESERVATION CANCELLATIONS MUST BE MADE NO LATER THEN NOON OF THE DAY OF THE SHOW. You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.