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The Tommy Lama (Headliner)

The Tommy Lama Comedy Experience is a comedy spoof on the get-rich quick, self-help, and life coach gurus in America Today. Savitt is the winner of the prestigious Boston and Seattle Comedy Festivals, as well as two-time recipient of the LA Comedy Award for Stand-Up. His "The Tommy Lama Experience" has enjoyed extended performances at Las Vegas' Tropicana and Stratosphere Hotels. Watch out Tony Robbins, Deepak Chopra, and Joel Osteen, you may be converted!


Denis Grignon (MC)

Performing comedy that’s minus the naughty words and cheap put downs is no stretch for Denis. In his 25 + years as a comedian, he’s always been more comfortable with an act that works above the neck, not below the belt. It’s why you’ve heard his comedy on CBC Radio. (Fluently bilingual, he also performs in French. Denis’s ability to research his audiences and custom-write material makes him an ideal emcee or the featured entertainment with all types of audiences – regardless of their size. His warm, personable approach means he’s as comfortable performing in a small, intimate rural community hall as he is at a major corporation’s AGM. He’s even performed on the other side of the planet – for Canadian Forces stationed in Afghanistan. An award-winning journalist, Denis moves seamlessly between broadcast and print. You can still hear his radio documentaries on the CBC and read his feature articles in Canada’s biggest newspaper, The Toronto Star

Wednesday 8:30PM $8.00
Thursday 8:30PM $12.00
Friday 8:30PM $17.00
Saturday 8:00PM $17.00

Absolute Comedy is more than hilarious shows in a great atmosphere, we also offer delicious food at prices that will make your wallet laugh. What a perfect night! Dinner, drinks and a show all under one roof! Call or Book online!

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Wednesday is PRO/AM night - we have 3 to 5 local amateur comics, as well as 1 or 2 of the professional weekend performers.

Thursday to Saturday shows - normally have 2 or 3 comedians with an MC, a feature act and a headliner. The shows last approximately 90 minutes. All shows contain adult content, but there is no age restriction for entry to the show.

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A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. 24 HOURS (or MORE) NOTICE MAY BE REQUIRED TO CANCEL ANY RESERVATIONS or part of your reservation. (Check our full reservation policy here) You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, ….. we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.

If you arrive only 5 min prior to showtime, you MAY have to sit in the kitchen and watch the show on a 14” black and white screen with no sound and we will spit in your drinks..