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Monty Scott (Headliner)

For the last decade Monty Scott has been leaving Canadian audiences in stitches from coast to coast with appearances on the Comedy Network, MTV, Bite TV and Sirius XM radio. Born and raised in Scarborough Ontario, he manages to combine an urban practicality with an intellectual and often silly bent. Always smart and original Monty leaves audiences gasping for air as he shares his opinions on huge variety of subjects.


Faisal Butt (MC)

Faisal Butt is sure some people find him funny but name is hilarious and others find . It’s probably why started doing stand up. He regularly tours across the country and had filmed his first comedy special for the ichannel. In 2014 he was the winner of the Sirius XM "Top Comic" and then featured in the Just For Laughs comedy festival in Montreal as well as a solo show during JFL42 inToronto. He was also in the Bordertown and Oddball comedy festivals and recently taped an episode for “The Debaters” on CBC. He also has a beard.

Wednesday 8:30PM $8.00
Thursday 8:30PM $12.00
Friday 8:30PM $17.00
Saturday 8:00PM $17.00

Absolute Comedy is more than hilarious shows in a great atmosphere, we also offer delicious food at prices that will make your wallet laugh. What a perfect night! Dinner, drinks and a show all under one roof! Call or Book online!

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Wednesday is PRO/AM night - we have 3 to 5 local amateur comics, as well as 1 or 2 of the professional weekend performers.

Thursday to Saturday shows - normally have 2 or 3 comedians with an MC, a feature act and a headliner. The shows last approximately 90 minutes. All shows contain adult content, but there is no age restriction for entry to the show.

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A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. 24 HOURS (or MORE) NOTICE MAY BE REQUIRED TO CANCEL ANY RESERVATIONS or part of your reservation. (Check our full reservation policy here) You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, ….. we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.

If you arrive only 5 min prior to showtime, you MAY have to sit in the kitchen and watch the show on a 14” black and white screen with no sound and we will spit in your drinks..