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Chris Gordon (Headliner)

There is no other comedian today who is providing such a unique, original and innovative approach to comedy and audience interaction as Chris Gordon. In his first year of comedy Chris hit the airwaves nationally, as he was selected as the "#1 Pick in the Country" on CBC's "So You Think You’re Funny?" Chris Gordon’s originality continues to make an impact: from his break out performances at the Just For Laughs Festivals in Montreal and Toronto; the Seattle International Comedy Competition; Vancouver's NorthWest Comedy Festival; being featured in the Toronto showcase of NBC's Last Comic Standing; and at The Hot Tub show in Los Angeles; his appeal is undeniable. Chris played Contrell on Season 3 of the hit AMC western Hell On Wheels. You may also recognize him from appearing nation wide in a Sports Select Lottery, or Coors Light Beer commercial or as the spokesman for the viral Youtube "Muzooka" campaign. Chris has trained and performed in Los Angeles at the prestigious Upright Citizens Brigade, the Groundlings, the Improv Olympic, as well as the world famous Comedy Store; institutions whose alumni include Will Farrell, Conan O’Brien and Jim Carey to name a few.


Clifford Myers (MC)

Clifford Myers moved to Hamilton, Ontario in 2008 after studying theology at Heritage College & Seminary in Cambridge, Ontario and film production studies at the Toronto Film School. He proceeded to expand his interests by transitioning into stand-up comedy where he quickly developed a name for himself as a talented upcoming performer. With his strong crowd-work and storytelling ability, Clifford is best known for delivering a “different show, every show.” In 2014, he was awarded Best Emerging Artist for Performance at the Hamilton Arts Awards. Passionate about community connectivity and personal growth, the decision to work out of Hamilton was a natural fit. With encouragement from his friends and family, Clifford committed to self-employment full-time in 2017 where he sought after a holistic approach to business, combining his interests in live-performance, community-involvement, personal & professional mentorship and content production. In his free time, Clifford enjoys engaging others on social media whether it be about simple topics about pugs or pineapple pizza or more complex topics like theology and self-ownership. Clifford and his wife Lindsay recently celebrated the birth of their son Henry and look forward to a year of meaningful work that is both family and community-centred. Grateful for an amazing group of friends and collaborators, Clifford makes sure to approach every new venture with a welcoming enthusiasm that has become widely expected by anyone familiar with his work.

Monday 8:30PM $6.00
Tuesday 8:30PM $7.00
Wednesday 8:30PM $8.00
Thursday 8:30PM $12.00
Friday 8:00PM & 10:30PM $17.00
Saturday 8:00PM & 10:30PM $20.00
Sunday 8:00PM $12.00

Absolute Comedy is more than hilarious shows in a great atmosphere, we also offer delicious food at prices that will make your wallet laugh. What a perfect night! Dinner, drinks and a show all under one roof! Call or Book online!

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Wednesday is PRO/AM night - we have 3 to 5 local amateur comics, as well as 1 or 2 of the professional weekend performers.

Thursday to Sunday shows - normally have 2 or 3 comedians with an MC, a feature act and a headliner. The shows last approximately 90 minutes. All shows contain adult content, but there is no age restriction for entry to the show.

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A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. 24 HOURS (or MORE) NOTICE MAY BE REQUIRED TO CANCEL ANY RESERVATIONS or part of your reservation. (Check our full reservation policy here) You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, ….. we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.

If you arrive only 5 min prior to showtime, you MAY have to sit in the kitchen and watch the show on a 14” black and white screen with no sound and we will spit in your drinks..