Write 'Em UP

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Write Em Up comes to the nation's capital!

Todd Van Allen hosts a night of comedy where comics perform. All the while a team of writers write roast-jokes about everything the comics say, do, whatever.

Todd then collects the roasts and reads them out. Verbatim.

It's the funnest show in YOW!

Featuring Comics: Brad DoironSimone HolderOwen McGowanEmmett Morrison and Fabio Ricci

with Writers: Tavis MaplesdenBrendan McKeigan and Melanie Paige

Showtimes & Prices
(Open Mic)
$10 8:30PM
(Moose McGuire's Orleans)
$15 8:00PM
Tuesday $15 8:30PM
Wednesday $15 8:30PM
Thursday $15 8:30PM
Friday (Early) $23 8:00PM
Friday (Late) $23 10:30PM
Saturday (Early) $23 8:00PM
Saturday (Late) $23 10:30PM
Sunday $15 8:00PM

A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. RESERVATION CANCELLATIONS (or Reductions) MUST BE MADE 24 hours prior to showtime. You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 30 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.